Officials Say the Darndest Things!

Remember Kids Say the Darndest Things!? It’s time for Officials Say the Darndest Things! Here are a few to prime the pump. Then it’s your turn.

Segment 1: Adverbs Gone Berserk

“We do not wittingly collect data on Americans.” – Director of National Intelligence addressing the Senate

“Generally we use tear gas infrequently.” – Deputy Director, Utah Dept. of Corrections,  commenting on tear gassing of inmates in the mental health unit.

Segment 2:  Nouns into Verbs

“We are working to expand the containment.” – Fire Chief from LA on efforts to battle the Powerhouse fire. Could he mean, “Contain the expansion?”

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