Remember Kids Say the Darndest Things!? It's time for Officials Say the Darndest Things! Here are a few to prime the pump. Then it’s your turn.

Segment 1: Adverbs Gone Berserk

"We do not wittingly collect data on Americans." - Director of National Intelligence addressing the Senate

"Generally we use tear gas infrequently." - Deputy Director, Utah Dept. of Corrections,  commenting on tear gassing of inmates in the mental health unit.

Segment 2:  Nouns into Verbs

“We are working to expand the containment.” – Fire Chief from LA on efforts to battle the Powerhouse fire. Could he mean, “Contain the expansion?”